jenn and sarah were last seen running from the entrance of the oregon zoo, as they pulled their own hair from their heads, screaming, "keep the children! they are yours!!" if you spot them, please contact their families. they need to be medicated immediately! thanks for your help.
Illya & Sarah met when Sarah found Illya's picture on www.buyahusband.com! it was love at first click of the mouse. she knew she had to have him, bachelor #j1w4096! she saved and saved until she could buy him. she would lie awake at night, dreaming of the day when she would be able to click that "add to cart" button. the day finally came when she had enough money saved and she was able to ship him over. she couldn't wait for him to arrive in 5-6 business days! she was so excited when she awoke to find her crate had been delivered all the way from ukraine! it only took 3 days by the time she opened the lid for them to be married. whoever said there's no such things as fairy tales?
Our little baby, lucy. who needs a child when you have a dog that takes itself to the bathroom and doesn't talk back?